December 1, 2024
Ah, another season done. Now I'm jus going to promise that I'll stop doing the skits in the reviews until January 1st of next year and then ultimately release the new season on January Second of next year.
Snarky User: Okay, why are you planning on pulling a Logan.
I've always been pulling a Logan ever since the Qaani era of my posts started.
Snarky User: Oh yeah, right.
And besides, there's nothing that will motivate me to- *doorbell* oh who could that be? What the- Logan!
Logan Thirtyacre: Yep, I'm here for your house payment.
My... what payment?
Logan Thirtyacre: Your house payment? The very thing I come to your house every month for. The one that you owe right now.
I'll get to paying that eventually.
Logan Thirtyacre: You've said that last month and the month before that!
Look, can you give me a free pass since it's Christmas time.
Logan Thirtyacre: No, you need to give me your house payment. And you can't cheat out of that with a Max Keeble's Big Move DVD or a Big Hero 6 DVD for me to burn.
Okay, I promise you that I have the money to pay for my house... just a sec.
Snarky User: Who was that at the door.
Get the SML and SMG4 characters here, I have an idea for the next season of SMLVV
SMG3: Where are we?
Meggy: Ugh, this better not be another arc!
It's not! That's right! I grabbed twelve of you guys to compete in season three of SMLVV.
Axol: Another season?
Yep, and I randomly selected twelve SML characters to compete in this. Marvin, Jeffy, Goodman, Brooklyn Guy, Junior, Joseph, Cody, Tony, Duggie, Shrek Woody and Mama Luigi.
Brooklyn Guy: Well isn't this exciting. We get to be in another season. I mean, the last two were on couple of hiatuses but I have a feeling for-
Yeah yeah, shut up will you! This is SML vs. SMG4 Viewer Voting not Brooklyn Guy vs. SMG4 Viewer Voting. Now for the main thing we've all been expecting. Forming teams! Since there's 24 of you, you'll be into four teams of six. I'll just close my eyes while you guys form them and say anything once you're done.
*7902 shows up and then decides to randomly place each in 4 teams of 6 with three SML and 3 SMG4 on each team*
Melony: No! Axol!
I heard that! So that means you guys are all done making your teams. So, have any ideas on what to name your teams.
Cody: Don't let me pick!
Oh, well you want me to pick for you. Well, I've been missing Cloudy a lot so why not Cloudy.
Tony the Tiger: Yaaaaay!!!!!!
CloudYAY
SMG4: Is... he always this stupid?
Junior: I don't know this is my first time meeting him.
Okay team 2, do you guys have.
Jeffy: Hey, you wanna see my Pencil?
Wanna See My Pencil?
Saiko: ばか。
SMG3: Oh god there's two of them...
Team 3, how about you.
Mr. Goodman: How about Team Goodman.
Bob: No, Team Bob!
Mr. Goodman: Team Goodman!
Bob: No, team-
Meggy: How about we should name our team Team Bobman so you'll both shut up.
Team Bobman
Marvin: This name is stupid.
SMG4 Karen: Tell me about it.
Finally, Team 4.
Brooklyn Guy: Oh, I have the perfect team name. Why don't we basically call ourselves-
Axol: Does he usually talk alot.
Joseph: Not till 4, dude.
Ya Boi Duggie: Mario, can you give me about... 4-500 dollars.
SMG4 Mario: Uh... why do you need that much money when you could bug SMG4 about that.
SMG4 Luigi: THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!
TWO OF THEM!
Wow, you guys all fucking suck at team names. First off, CloudYAY. What kind of name is that. Then we have Wanna See My Pencil? Like who the fuck would name their team like that. Then Team Bobman. Wow, that's real original combining two names into one because two people are egotistical.
Mr. Goodman: The fuck do you mean egotistical?
And finally, TWO OF THEM. Jeez, what kind of name is that.
Joseph: Just get to the first challenge, dude.
Your first challenge is to stay on your team couch for as long as possible. The first team to have all their members off their couch first loses. GO!
Junior: This is going to be so easy. All we have to do is just watch a movie.
Cody: I've got the perfect thing. *pulls out Big Hero 6*
Junior: No! Hell no! We are not watching Big Hero 6!
Tari: I don't get it, what's wrong with Big Hero 6?
Tony the Tiger: And what happened to Big Hero 1-5?
SMG4: Honestly, I don't see why we have to watch a movie to keep us sitting on the couch.
Saiko: このソファには十分なスペースがありません!
SMG3: That's because this fat idiot is taking up all the space!
Boopkins: Uh, excuse me. Why are you so big?
Shrek: Well you see, donkey. I'm so big because I eat nothing but the sara lee creamy cream cheesecake.
Woody: It's... basically his thing. He's nothing without his cheesecake.
SMG3: Wait, we could use that as an advantage. He's so big that he'll never get up from this couch! This is perfect!
Brooklyn Guy: Wow, sitting on this couch if fairly easy. In fact, this reminds me of a friend of mine Couch Potato Carl.
SMG4 Luigi: Who's Couch Potato Carl?
Axol: Luigi, DON'T!!!!
Brooklyn Guy: Back in high school we tend to have sleepovers and there was this one kid named Couch Potato Carl and he basically is so lazy since he always falls behind in class and usually sits on the couch all day. And he basically sits on the couch for so long that he was fused ito the couch. SO yeah, that's Couch Potato Carl. Hey, where's Axol?
Joseph: He said and I quote "I'm going to Good Morning America myself" and left the couch.
Meggy: Why isn't Goodman sitting on the couch with us?
Mr. Goodman: And sit on a poor couch with all you poor bastards. No! I refuse to sit on a stained poor ridden couch.
SMG4 Karen: Is every rich person here an asshole?
Marvin: Pretty much. He always comes to my house every month for house payments.
Bob: Wow, sounds like you're a big pushover.
Mama Luigi: Hey, has anyone seen my nickel? I can't seem to find it.
Boopkins: Huh? Ooh! A Nickel! Today's my lucky day!
Mama Luigi: I sense a disturbance in the force. Someone is touching my Nickel!
Meggy: Wait, Mama Luigi, don't-
*Mama Luigi leaps off the couch and then kills all of Wanna See My Pencil*
Mama Luigi: Today wasn't your lucky day because you touched my nickel!
Wow, that was... anticlimactic. But Viewers! Wanna see my Pencil is now up for voting which means you must vote by using the letter and square brackets to eliminate someone from Wanna See My Pencil. Whoever gets the most votes after 2 days will be eliminated.
[A]- SMG3
[B]- Saiko
[C]- Boopkins
[D]- Jeffy
[E]- Woody
[F]- Shrek
